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Woke up this morning, my head was sore
I ain't gonna drink tequila no more, no more, no more
Kicked that cat right out the door
I ain't gonna feed his butt no more, no more, no more

'Cause life's too short to put up with crap
So leave that shit right where it's at
Don't need it no more, no more

I left her stranded at the store
I ain't gonna pay that bitch no more, no more, no more
Car stalled out there on the road
I ain't gonna pay that gas no more, no more, no more

'Cause life's too short to put up with crap
So leave that shit right where it's at
Don't need it no more, no more

Boss at work is such a bore
I ain't gonna work for him no more, no more, no more
Landlord's knockin' at the door
I ain't gonna pay that rent no more, no more, no more

'Cause life's too short to put up with crap
So leave that shit right where it's at
Don't need it no more, no more

I slept with Adolf Coor's whore
I don't have to pay for my beer no more, no more, no more
I found my Peter on the floor
I ain't gonna take Viagra no more, no more, no more

'Cause life's too short to put up with crap
So leave that shit right where it's at
Don't need it no more, no more